Potty Conversation...

A little boy (about 4) to his mommy, overheard in the restrooms at Culver's restaurant this afternoon: "I think I have pee constipation. Can you have pee constipation??" Mom: "No." Me: Desperately holding back laughter in other stall.

Fresh Air is Very UNDERrated!

Ah, spring... Ahhhh - choooo! Ha!

Unbenownst to most individuals who do not experience four seasons a year, flowers are NOT the first signs of spring. No, the first signs of spring are usually vehicular. That's right - vehicular, as in: motorcycles revving by, convertibles with their tops down, extra bicycles on the bike path, vintage cars have been taken from their garage "museums", and our next-door neighbor brings his Corvette out of hiding. THOSE, my friends, are the first signs that spring is really here. Now, I'm going to go sit down and battle the mini creatures that are wandering through my house with a thousand legs each, while I hunker down for the three inches of snow we're due to get this weekend...

I'd Just Like You to Know...

...I CAN SEE MORE GROUND THAN SNOW!!!!!

Foggy Wednesday Morning

This morning I met up with a new friend to go for a walk and take advantage of all the fantastic amenities my neighborhood has to offer. The walk lasted two hours. You know, because it was nice outside - 45 degrees.